Hating Halloween

Brian hates Halloween with the deep and abiding passion he usually reserves for bad blow jobs. Between tattily costumed screaming rugrats and tartily costumed screaming queens, the holiday elicits Brianís complete and utter contempt.

Whatís perhaps surprising is that Justin hates it just as much.

Justin has vivid memories of childhood Halloweens ruined by bouts of allergy-triggered headaches and nausea.

His artistís eye is offended by the garish costumes and decorations.

But most of all, he thinks that as a scare-fest itís a wash-out.

The scariest things Justin knows are sanctimonious bigots.

Witches, ghouls and vampires donít even come close.


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