Learning From the Master
Kinney Operating Manual (Revised): Extract
One: Pick your moment - ideally when Brian’s not thinking with the brain in his skull.
“Emmett’s going to come over one night next week.”
“Ted’ll probably drive him.”
Two: Misdirection – give Brian an easy win in the wrong argument.
“Do you think they should stay the night?”
“It’s a long drive.”
“It’s less than thirty fucking minutes.”
Three: If necessary fall back on ambush.
“What the fuck?!!!”
“Oh, well. Ted and Emmett were coming anyway, so I invited a few other people.”
Finally: Be prepared for a deliciously sore ass.
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