Learning From the Master

Kinney Operating Manual (Revised): Extract

One: Pick your moment - ideally when Brian’s not thinking with the brain in his skull.

“Emmett’s going to come over one night next week.”


“Ted’ll probably drive him.”


Two: Misdirection – give Brian an easy win in the wrong argument.

“Do you think they should stay the night?”

“Fuck! Why?”

“It’s a long drive.”

“It’s less than thirty fucking minutes.”


Three: If necessary fall back on ambush.

“What the fuck?!!!”

“Oh, well. Ted and Emmett were coming anyway, so I invited a few other people.”

Finally: Be prepared for a deliciously sore ass.

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