Learning From the Master
 

Kinney Operating Manual (Revised): Extract


One: Pick your moment - ideally when Brian’s not thinking with the brain in his skull.

“Emmett’s going to come over one night next week.”

“Mmmmmm!”

“Ted’ll probably drive him.”

“Uh-huh.”


Two: Misdirection – give Brian an easy win in the wrong argument.

“Do you think they should stay the night?”

“Fuck! Why?”

“It’s a long drive.”

“It’s less than thirty fucking minutes.”

“Okay.”


Three: If necessary fall back on ambush.

“What the fuck?!!!”

“Oh, well. Ted and Emmett were coming anyway, so I invited a few other people.”


Finally: Be prepared for a deliciously sore ass.
 

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