Summer Vacation

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"I can't fucking believe that you managed to talk me into this. I must have been fucking high. You know I hate shit like this."

"You were sober as a judge."

"And knowing how sober judges are nowadays…and you know I hate trying new ones."

A swallowed guffaw. "…Bull-shit. You love trying new positions."

"Yeah, well in case you haven't noticed, they have fucking cameras all over the Goddamned place."

"That's just so the kiddies don't get the wrong idea and…"

"Spoil it for the rest of us. I think I heard that before."

"Yeah, well you didn't have to pitch a hiss when they asked you to take your shoes off. It's not like you're bare assed or anything."

"I thought you like me bare assed."

"You'll get your shoes back when we're done."

Dirty and long suffering look.

"Jesus Christ, there are people screaming and we haven't even gotten started yet."

"The operative word here is 'yet'…and people are paying good money for this."

"Fucking morons. How long is this going to take?"

"…Poor baby. You want to get right to it, do you? Slam, bam, thank you, m'am?"

"This is the longest, slowest foreplay in the history of the world."

"Well, if you stopped your pissing and moaning and let yourself get caught up in the lead in to this, you wouldn't be so fucking antsy."

"If I thought the fucking warm-up was going to be worth the cool down I might be more open to it."

"I thought you prided yourself on being open to things like this."

"This is complete and utter bullshit. I can't believe that this is what the younger…"

"Oh, you're going to start that? Geezer?"

"Up yours, twat."

"Well, soon probably."

"Oh, god…it's starting. I can feel it."

"Just hold on to me."

"Jesus."

"God, we can't stop now. We can't."

"It's taking so fucking long to get there."

"It'll be worth the wait, you'll see."

"Jesus, Justin."

"This is why we're here, remember?"

"Oh my God."

"We're almost there. That's it-just close your eyes and let it happen."

"I want to watch you."

"I want to watch you, too."

"Like the first time."

"Right, just like that-here we go."

"Oh my God! It's too fast-Justin-to fucking fast!"

"It's perfect-Goddamned perfect!"

"I have to, I can't-Oh, God, not again, I can't…"

"You know you love it. You know you do."

"Again!"

"Gaaaa-Brian…"

"Again!"

"Fuck me."

"Jesus, one more!"

"No-I don't want it to end-more. Don't stop!"

"It's almost over."

"There's one more."

"I don't want to stop."

"No-too soon!"

"I don't want to ever stop. Never stop…"

"Oh my God."

"Jesus-again!"

"…That was-amazing…"

"Incredible."

"I can't get my breath. I can't…"

"You'll be OK, as soon as you get our breath, that's all…"

"Seven times-I can't fucking believe it."

"It's OK, just…deep breathes. In…out…"

"Justin…"

"C'mon, breathe."

"They're all watching us."

"Since when do you give a shit about being watched?"

"But there are so many-it's not right."

"…Excuse me?"

"Some of them are so young-it's not good and…"

"You up for another?"

"Right now?"

"Geezer."

"Bite me." A look to the man on their right. "We're going again."

The safety bar clanked back into place. The seven complete loops of the Scream Machine claimed another convert.

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