I look down at our broken bed completely dumb founded. Of all the things that has happened in this bed it would be something so silly, so juvenile that would break it. I just shake my head and start to laugh.
Justin playfully hits me. “It’s not funny. This is our bed, the bed we made love in for the first time.”
I move up behind Justin and wrap my arms around him, cradling him lovingly. “You know that bed has truly seen better days.”
Justin turns around in my arms and I can see the bewilderment in his eyes. “I just don’t get it! That bed has seen so much activity in the last 6 years we have been together. I seriously thought it was not possible to break it. I mean how is it possible that it broke?!”
I shrug my shoulders then kiss him sweetly on the nose.
He grins up at me and asks. “Why aren’t you more upset?”
“You want me to be honest?”
“It's fucking hilarious, plus I was thinking we could make money off of it?”
“Yeah, you know that little thing online called Ebay? Fuck, I bet if we sold it in pieces all sorts of queens would buy it, just to have a memory of us and our beautiful cocks.” I smile at him mischievously.
Justin kisses me chastely on the lips. “Your so fucking conceited.”
“That I am, and cute too.”
Justin shakes his head laughing then walks back over to the bed and begins to chew on his thumbnail nervously. “ So what are we going to tell everyone?”
“Why do we have to tell them anything?”
He shrugs his shoulders. “You know how the family is. If one of them sees this, they all will know in a matter of moments.”
“Well it’s none of their fucking business.”
As luck would have it at that moment, Michael walks into the loft and right up into the bedroom without a care in the world. “What’s none of my business?” He then looks down at the bed. “Oh my God, what the fuck happened?!”
I look over at him and roll my eyes. “The bed broke.”
“Well, duh! I see that but how did it happen?”
I look at Justin and smile brightly. “Gee Honey, why don’t you tell him.” I snicker slightly.
He grins sheepishly and speaks in a falsetto voice. “We were having wild crazy sex?”
Michael looks at me then Justin then me again and his head keeps going back and forth.
“Jesus, Mikey, will you stop it. You're going to give yourself whiplash, and me too for that matter.”
“What are you two not telling me. Yes, its believable your bed would break that way…. But I have this feeling that that is not how it broke.”
I pat him on the shoulder. “Well Mikey, it’s a
free world. You're allowed to think whatever you wish. Doesn't mean your going
to get an answer though.”
He puts his hands on his hips and lets out a huff. Then he takes his cell phone out and dials the troops. Before he can even hang up the phone Ted and Emmett come barging in.
I just look at them amazed. “What the fuck ? How did you guys get here so fast? Were you stalking me again?”
Ted shakes head and points to Justin. “No, we leave that for the pro stalker.”
Justin grins at me and laughs.
Emmett walks over to the bed. “My, My, My, looks like you two have been having a little to0 much fun. Hey Teddy, come look at this. The damn thing is split right in two.”
Ted walks over and looks at the bed. “Some people have all the luck.”
Emmett playfully shoves him. “Oh, you know you and I came close to breaking a few beds back in the day.”
Ted places his hand on Emmett’s shoulder and
gently says, “That we did.”
I make a playful gagging sound. “I so do not want to hear about your past sex life.” Justin and I both shudder at the thought.
Emmett laughs. “Well, you're not the only ones who have a sex life, and God knows we hear about it often enough. But anywho...” He twirls around and smiles brightly. “I called the girls. They're on their way over to check this out.”
Justin and I both groan , and in unison say, “Thanks.”
I walk over to Justin and pull him close. “We could run away?”
He takes hold of my hand and starts to drag me down the steps, but we are stopped by Mel and Lindsay. Lindsay walks up the steps and starts to giggle. “Well, I would not have believed it, but wow, you two must have been busy.”
Mel shakes her head. “God I bet this does not even faze you. You probably just called up a furniture store and they will be here in about...”
Before she can finish her sentence, I look at my watch. “They should be here in about an hour.”
She mutters under her breath, “Unbelievable.”
I see my sweet sonny boy hiding behind Lindsay. Gus peeks around her leg. “Are you mad at me, daddy?”
I walk over to him and kneel down. “No, why should I be mad?”
He pouts and then hangs his head low. “Because I broke your bed?”
I can’t help but chuckle a little. “Oh Gus, you did not break the bed.”
“Yes I did. It was my idea.”
“Yeah, it was your idea, but Justin and I also thought it would be fun to jump on the bed. We had no idea it would break.”
I hear gasps throughout the room.
Then Gus giggles. “Three little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and broke its head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, 'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'” After Gus sings his song he looks at me and smiles “You know what, daddy ?”
“The doctor forgot to tell her they could possibly break the bed too. Those silly monkeys.”
I stand up and pat him on the head. “Silly
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