Wut the Boyz Did

The too men wakled down the street. The oldier man was Brain, the yunger on was Jutsin. The broonet was Brain. The blinde was Jutsin.  The tailer one was Brain. The shorty won was Jutsin.

Thay go inot the dinner. It was caled the Leberty dinner. Deby was the waitres. She woor an ornge tea shert. She also wor a vest. It had strops of reignbow culers. It had lotz of pins. The too men eight lunch. Brain ate a terky samich, know mayo. Jutsin ate a berger. The berger had cheez and pikles.

Mikyl, Bin, Emit and ted kame in the dinneer. Mikyl said high to brain and jutsin. Bin sed high, to. Emit said high and sow did ted.  thay sat down. Thay eight lunch.

Wen evrywun waz done they went to Wouldy's. Wen they wer dun at wouldy's thay went to Babilon. Thay danced at Babilon.

Then Brain and jutsin went too the loff. Thay wer hornie. Thay kissd. Thay had six. All nite. Then thay sleept.

The end

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