Highway 281
Hotel California 
 
It had been a disappointing several days for Brian Kinney, 
something he wasn’t familiar with and surely something he didn’t like…at all.
He had been ‘summoned’ to this God forsaken desert for a meeting with the head 
of the Mojave Visitor’s Bureau who all of a sudden decided he didn’t like the 
campaign that Kinnetic had worked up for him. Brian and Ted had flown to LA and 
rented a car for the drive through the desert to the palm infested oasis that 
was trying to rival Palm Springs for the honor of serving the rich and famous, 
or those who wanted to be rich and famous. Brian had no patience when it came to 
catering to these types of clients, but it was what he had to do to make his 
business successful.
Finally, the plan was ironed out and Brian left Ted there to finish up the fine 
print while he left, heading back to LA and then Pittsburgh. It wasn’t unusual 
for Ted to stay behind in these matters as he was a genius at monitoring the 
final contracts.
Brian smiled at that thought. Never did he think he’d call Ted a genius about 
anything, but in fact, that was what he was.
So now he found himself driving through the desert at night. The road was 
straight and void of any other cars. Brian had the convertible’s top down so the 
cool spring desert breeze was blowing through his hair and the sweet smell of 
rare desert flowers filled his head.
He pulled a joint from his pocket and lit it. It was given to him by the 
concierge at the hotel he just left in answer to his request for “something 
good” to make his trip back to LA more bearable.
Things began to get a little weird after just two hits and soon his mind was in 
another place.
“This is some good shit,” he said to no one but himself. 
A shimmering light appeared down the road in front of him and his eyes were 
growing heavy. Even the cool breeze wasn’t helping to keep him alert. He knew he 
had to stop for the night.
In what seemed like just a moment he was at the light. Funny, he didn’t remember 
this place on the drive out. He looked up at the entryway trying to figure out 
where he was.
In the doorway stood the most perfect man he had ever seen. He wasn’t very tall 
but his blond hair shone in the light above the porch and his smile showed in 
the depth of the blue eyes.
Somewhere in the distance he could hear the sounds of a mission bell tolling and 
Brian wasn’t sure if that meant this was heaven or hell. Surely the image before 
him could only have come from heaven, but he had the nagging feeling that 
something was terribly wrong. Even if it was, he didn’t want it to go away, so 
he took the joint with him, taking another hit as he walked up the stairs, never 
taking his eyes from the young man in the doorway.
“Welcome to the Hotel California,” he heard voices say from a distance.
That’s when he looked around and saw the other young men dancing to unheard 
music. ‘Pretty’ young men; the thought didn’t seem right but that was the only 
description he could come up with for the scene. He watched for a few more 
moments as their movements became erratic or stopped altogether. There was still 
no music and Brian realized the dancing resembled what he had seen at Babylon. 
Eyes closed, minds in another world, some dancing to remember, some dancing to 
forget.
“Come in.” These words were from the blond in the doorway.
Brian walked through the doorway and down a long corridor. Voices, still in the 
distance, repeated the greeting he had heard moments earlier. “Welcome to the 
Hotel California.”
“This is your room, Mr. Kinney. The best in the house, as always.”
‘As always?’ Brian thought as he walked into the large room sure he had never 
been here before. It wasn’t fitted to his usual taste of modern minimalist, but 
somehow it fit into the whole aura of the ‘hotel’. Heavy, dark wood furniture 
and red and gold brocade dominated the room. A large bed in the center called to 
him and he laid down, still in his jeans and t-shirt. He looked up at the 
mirrors on the ceiling taking another hit of the seemingly never ending joint.
He closed his eyes and all he could see was the blond in the doorway. It dawned 
on him that the man called him ‘Mr. Kinney’. Had he told him his name? He didn’t 
remember; no, he hadn’t told him. How did he know it then?
A soft knock was heard and before he could answer, the door to his room was 
opened. In walked the blond carrying an ice filled container with a bottle in 
it.
“Wine?” Brian asked, hoping for something a little harder. Sitting up, he laid 
the joint on a crystal ashtray by the bed.
“Haven’t had that here since…well, in a long time. Pink Champagne?”
Laughter rang out. “I’m more of a whiskey fan.”
“I know, Mr. Kinney, but I love pink Champagne.”
“Well, in that case, I’d love some.”
There was that smile again.
“How do you know my name? I don’t think I mentioned it and I know I haven’t made 
any reservations here before.”
“Everyone knows your name, Mr. Kinney.”
Brian nodded. “In that case, you’d better call me Brian. Mr. Kinney is my 
father, whom I’d rather not remember right now. Do I get to know your name?”
“Justin.”
Blue eyes sparkled and Brian could feel himself getting aroused. “Justin,” he 
said softly pulling the other man to him. The kiss was hard and desperate. He 
had never felt anything quite like it and he knew right then that he was in 
trouble. Not danger, trouble.
He reached for Justin again but Justin stopped him and poured them both a flute 
of the bubbly Champagne. Before Brian could take a sip Justin clinked his glass 
to Brian’s. “To never leaving.” 
Brian cocked his head and raised an eyebrow, thinking about the toast. “To never 
leaving,” he repeated, wondering what that meant. They each took a sip. Brian 
could feel the bubbles in his mouth and was sure they were going straight to his 
brain.
Justin watched the effect on the older man and smiled that smile when Brian 
reached for him and pulled him in for another kiss.
In a moment they were both naked on the bed, wrapped in each other’s arms, lips 
and hands everywhere.
Brian wasn’t sure how long he had slept, but bright daylight was shining into 
his eyes when he finally opened them.
“Justin.”
He was alone in a rental car sitting beside a desert road. He looked around and 
saw nothing but sand and tumbleweeds and a long straight road ahead of him. The 
joint he had been smoking lay in the ashtray, looking just like it did before he 
lit it up the first time. Was that last night? He shrugged and tucked it in his 
pocket and started the car, heading to LA.
He was finding it hard to get his mind around the dream he had. It was so real. 
He could feel the soft lips on his, the lithe, hard body making love to him. He 
could even taste the pink Champagne and remember…
Back in Pittsburgh a day or so later, Brian was getting ready for the next day 
when he found a joint in his jeans pocket. He stared at it for several minutes. 
He was sober, he knew because he hadn’t had anything but a finger of Beam when 
he came home from work.
He lay down on his bed and lit up the joint. He took a few hits and his mind was 
in another place.
“Welcome to the Hotel California,” distant voices called.
“Here’s to never leaving,” the blond with a perfect smile and sparkling blue 
eyes said in a low seductive voice.
“Never leaving,” Brian said in his haze as he lifted a flute of pink Champagne 
to his lips.
5/20/14