For Improv #14: - inside, blue, laugh, ink

Stain Remover

"Why is there blue ink on the shirt you borrowed?"

"Um … well … I put a pen in the pocket and it leaked."

"You nerd! That's something Ted would do."

"It wasn't in the shirt pocket. It was in the inside pocket of the jacket you lent me."

"Shit!"

"It'll be alright. Ink stains come out with milk."

"Thank you, Martha Gardener."

"Don't laugh. It's true."

"Justin, there's no milk."

"We could try another high protein fluid."

"That … won't …" gasp "… work."

"Mmmmmmm!"

"I thought that was for the stains."

"Oops! Guess we'll have to try again."

"Forget the stains. Come here!"

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