Witticism

'I can't believe I'm having this conversation. I don't even know how we got to this. We are talking about strange words. Why? How the fuck do I know?'

"Jeepable."

"That's not a word."

"Yes it is, I checked it in a thesaurus."

"Well what the fuck does that mean? Use it in a sentence."

"It means a road you can drive with a jeep. For example, 'the road to the cottage is jeepable'."

"Christ, no one needs that kind of word."

"Well it's there, like it or not. You came up with something?"

"Yeah, erubescent. I love to see you like that."

"Naked?" Justin asked tentatively and felt a rosy blush creeping up to his face.

"That too, of course, but just the way you are right now."

"Huh?"

"Blushing."

"Brian!" Justin exclaimed and slapped Brian's arm.

"You asked."

"I think I'm getting wroth with you."

"That doesn't sound good."

"It isn't. It means I'm angry with you."

"Yaffle."

"Okay, you made that up."

"No I didn't."

"It sounds… Well I don't know what it sounds like. Odd, that's it. It's plain odd."

"It's a green woodpecker."

"A green woodpecker? So it's not Woody Woodpecker 'cause I think he's blue and red. Christ, I can't believe what our conversations have become. I don't even dare to ask where you learned that one. I think this discussion is quite jejune. Can we just talk about dicks?

"Going quixotic on me?" Justin smirked.

Brian rolled his eyes. "Now you're getting puerile."

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Delectable."

"That isn't unusual. Why did you pick that?"

"'Cause you are delectable." Justin said smiling mischievously.

Brian cocked a brow. "I think I've had enough of this conversation. I'm ready to schtup."

Justin looked at Brian for a few minutes. "Great, let's go to it."

"Are you sure? You have no idea what schtup means."

"I trust you."

"Well let's go to our boudoir then."

Justin smiled. "That sounds… ummm…"

"Out of fancy words?"

"I guess. Anyway, I trust your benevolence."

Brian rolled his eyes and took Justin's hand. "Okay, Mr. 'I got 1 500 at my SATs' - I'm going to show you what schtup really means." Brian said pulling Justin towards the bedroom.

"Can't wait." Justin said smiling 'cause he was pretty sure what was going to happen.

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