Silly Series
You’re
So Not Getting
Any!
Well how do you like this
place?
It’s
nice.
Just
nice? I brought you here cuz you have a
good eye and I want your opinion; besides I thought you like being on a
date.
A date?—Brian this is
business.
Well we can still have a good
time.
True.
You’re so not getting
any!
Bri---what did I
do?
Like
you don’t
know.
Enlighten
me.
You’re such a flirt, I could
say something else but I’m being nice.
What are you
saying?
I thought the waiter was going
to cream his pants as you ordered!
Oh, well, who knew asparagus
in butter sauce could be such a turn on.
Grrrrrr.
Oh, Brian calm
down.
Nothing
tonight, nothing
tomorrow.
Sigh---wait a minute, I know
what this is about---you’re jealous.
No, I’m
not.
Yes you
are, you’re jealous cuz he came on to me and
not you.
No.
Yes.
Fuckin’ little twat, keep
it up and you wont get any for three days.
Giggle
You’ll have to excuse me
Brian I need to use the men’s room, try not to bite the waiter’s
head off while I’m gone.
Brat.
Hey, do you see my angry friend
over there---do you know who he is?
Yeah, he’s Brian Kinney;
the owner saw him come in, I know he wants Mr. Kinney to do an ad campaign
for the restaurant. Why is he
angry, my boss told me not to fuck this
up.
You paid too much attention to
me and not enough to him.
Oh shit, what can I do to fix
this; I need my job.
Don’t worry, bring him a
double Beam and flirt, turn on your charm; I’ll be in the men’s
room.
Uh, are you
sure?
I’m
sure.
But
what if he wants to meet up later or
something.
I’ll try to hold him back,
but if not, smile and take it like a man; believe me you wont regret
it.
Okay.
Miss
me.
Smiling---Yeah, that little twink
of a waiter was all over me while you were gone.
You want
dessert?
You know I don’t do
dessert.
Okay.
You ready to
go.
Uh
huh.
This place is nice I think I
can do up a nice little campaign.
Good.
Uh,
Justin?…um do you mind if I do some work first,
I have some ideas in my head about the restaurant and I want to jot them
down.
No, I don’t
mind.
Thanks, it wont take long I
promise.
Uh huh…sigh, I’m so
not getting any.
Sabina