Keep It Up

For Gina: Thank you for another interesting plot, you sick little kitten you!

"Hey"

"Hey, Bri, whatcha working on?"

"New ad."

"For what?"

"A libido drug."

"Like Viagra?"

"Something like that. Supposedly has less side effects and ‘impressive results'; their words not mine."

"Side effects?"

"Yeah, you remember, the ‘Ted incident.'"

"Oh right, poor Teddy."

"Poor Teddy my ass! Instead of running around town trying to get soft he should of been having the fucking time of his life.  What a waste."

"Brian, he panicked."

"Well, I wouldn't of."

"He couldn't get it to go down, Bri."

"Your point?"

"Never mind. So what's this miracle drug called?"

"Keep it up."

"You're shitting me, right?"

"Yeah I am; that's the working title, it really doesn't have a name yet. The company is still waiting for FDA approval but they're expecting it anytime now so they want the campaign ready to go. I think we still have a few months."

"Can I help?"

"Sure, I'm kinda stuck, I mean there's already two drugs out there for erectile dysfunction and the ads look the same. Happy het couples making goo goo eyes at each other over dinner or dancing a jig cause now they can get laid. I want to come up with something original, no pun intended."

"What if we test it?"

"Test it?"

"Yeah, did you get any samples?"

"They sent one pill and the bottle."

"Only one pill?"

"I'm not supposed to try it, just get a feel for it, the color, shape, texture."

"But it is real right? Not a placebo, it'll work?"

"Justin you're not thinking about us trying it are you?"

"Why not? How are you supposed to come up with an ad without doing research, in depth research."

"Uh huh. What's going on in that pretty little head of yours?"

"Is the tablet scored?"

"Is it what?"

"Is it scored?"

"What does that mean?"

"Let me have a look at it; good it is."

"Explain."

"You see the line down the middle?"

"Yeah."

"Well that means it can be safely broken in half, we can both try it."

"What if it wasn't scored?"

"Well that means the pill isn't meant to be cut."

"Why?"

"It's the way the pill is formulated; both halves have an equal amount of the medication. If you break apart an unscored pill, there's no guarantee that the medicine is equally distributed throughout the tablet. Some pills are made to be broken some aren't."

"Wow; how'd you get to be so smart?"

"I help Daphne study for her pharmacology exams."

"Ah. So I gather that you want both of us to take it."

"Bingo!"

"Justin, and I can't believe I'm going to say this cause you know how I like to experiment with new drugs, but I don't think this is a good idea. You have a shit load of allergies and as much as I'd love to fuck you for 24 hours, what if something went wrong?"

"Let's take precautions. We'll keep the phone within reach, have plenty of water on hand to flush it out of our system, keep my epi-pen close. And I'll cook dinner first so we wont take it on an empty stomach. No alcohol or pot or any other drug. Besides it's Friday night, we'll have Saturday and Sunday to recuperate if necessary. Please, let's try it."

"Justin, I'm still not sure."

"Did they send you the information insert?"

"Yeah, it's all here."

"Good, if something bad does happen, we can bring it to the doctor."

"Justin"

"Please Brian."

"Okay, stop batting the baby blues at me, get your bubble butt in the kitchen and start cooking."

"Yee Haw!"

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"Thanks Baby, I didn't realize I was that hungry."

"All that hard work on the ad will make you hungry. So are you ready for this?"

"Ready as I'll ever be."

"Bottoms up...done!"

"Done."

"How long do we wait?"

"Says it may take a half an hour to 45 minutes."

"Let's take a shower and get comfortable."

"Sounds like a plan."

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"Feel good Sunshine?"

"Yeah, the shower was relaxing."

"Busy night at the diner?"

"Yeah"

"I don't see why you're still, still...oh shit!"

"What, what?!"

"Look!"

"Wow Bri, that is impressive!"

"Hey, I'm pretty impressive sans chemical enhancement you know."

"Oh poor Baby, of course you are. Uh, Bri, let's not waste it talking."

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"FUCK!"

"Brian that was fuckin' amazing. I came so hard I'm seeing stars."

"Me too, Sunshine. I thought I was going to explode."

"I think you did."

"Did I hurt you? I was banging you really hard."

"Uh uh, loved every fucking second of it."

"Me too; but it felt a little weird."

"Weird? Weird how?"

"Not sure how to describe it; it was kind of difficult to pull out."

"I didn't notice anything."

"It's like if I didn't pull out right away, we'd be stuck."

"Stuck? *giggle* That would be interesting to explain. ‘Ya see doc, I got this cock stuck up my ass and I can't get it out.' *giggle* Reminds me of a program I saw on the Animal Planet, about how some animals get stuck together for hours after they mate. It's supposed to ensure fertilization."

"Thank you Marlin Perkins."

"Who?"

"Forget it. At least I'm soft."

"No Ted thing?"

"Doesn't look like it. You?"

"I'm up."

"Youth."

"Gonna waste it?"

"Nope, here."

"You mean?"

"Yup!"

"Really?"

"Really, now shut up and fuck me."

"Yee Haw!"

"Kids."

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"OH Brian, BRIAN! Tight-so tight-so good-so-so-ugh-OH-OH-BRIAN!"

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"Shit, Justin, that was so hot."

"Mmm, hot. I'm spent."

"Me too."

"Thank you Brian."

"S'ok Baby."

"Mmm"

"Justin I know you like basking but I think it's time you took your dick out of my ass."

"You think so?"

"I know so."

*sigh* "Shit"

"What?"

"I'm stuck."

"Not funny Justin."

"Brian, I'm stuck."

"Justin, this is SO not funny."

"I mean it Brian, I, I feel like I'm swelling up."

"This is not happening. Justin just pull out now!"

"Brian, don't you think I'm trying? It feels like a fucking basketball is at the end of my dick. I can't move."

"FUCK!!!"

"If you insist."

"Don't you dare move."

"Shit, what the hell are we going to do?"

"A) not panic and B) take a nap. Maybe if we calm down you'll soften and slip out."

"That makes sense, I'm a little sleepy."

"I bet you are. Okay, let's roll over, onto our sides, maybe gravity will help to drain the blood out."

"Ok"

"Ready?"

"Yes"

"Roll...that feels better. Not that you're heavy Sunshine,but it was getting a little uncomfortable being your mattress."

"I'm sorry Brian. I should have never insisted that we take this shit."

"Don't worry about it, it's done; I'm sure this wont last long. Get some sleep."

"Okay...Brian?"

"Hmm?"

"Since we're stuck together, can we spoon?"

"Like I have a choice?"

"I mean..."

"I know what you mean, give me your arm. Better?"

"Yeah" *yawn*

"Sleep Baby."

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"Shit, Justin, Justin, wake up."

"Huh? What?"

"Justin can you pull out now?"

"Uh-uh-shit, no."

"Fuck, god damn it, I gotta pee."

"Oh no, how are we gonna do this; your legs are so much longer than mine."

"No shit; this is so fucking embarrassing. When this is over Justin, I'm calling the drug company, they can keep their ad."

"Brian we have more important things to worry about."

"Aw hell; look, we scoot to the edge of the bed, if I bend my knees and you stand on tippy toes."

"Tippy toes?"

"Shut up, you have a better idea?"

"Piggy back."

"What?"

"You heard me, either that or we're crawling."

"Shit, ok, let's try standing; ready?"

"Guess so. Ow-ow-OW!"

"What?"

"It hurts. This wont work, I'm too short!"

"Alright sit back, I can wait."

"Oh god, I'm sorry. Brian, we have to lay back down, you're getting heavy."

"Sorry Baby, I didn't mean to sit on you."

"I know."

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"Justin"

"Hmm?"

"Lube."

"Lube?"

"Lube, add more lube, work it in, all around, maybe that'll help."

"Brian do you know what you're saying? I'll have to stick my hand up your..."

"I know, I know; we don't have a choice, just do what you have to do."

"Brian, you're so brave."

"Brave my as-aunt petunia; get on with it. Fuck that's cold!"

"It'll warm..."

"Please don't say it, shit, I'm never going to..."

"Fuck you Brian, this wasn't my fault; I didn't mean to swell up like this; now you're never going let me fuck you again?"

"Justin, can it. I was going to say that I'm never going to say ‘it'll warm up' without thinking about this."

"Oh, I think I'm loosing it."

"You? You're not the one with a cock and a hand stuck up your ass. Ow."

"Sorry. Could be worse."

"Worse?"

"Could be Ted's cock up your ass?"

"Justin I swear when this is over I'm going to, to WHOA! FUCK ME!"

"I think I did that."

"You're out?!"

"I'm out; you okay?"

"I'll live, but that whistling noise you'll be hearing for the next couple of days wont be coming from my lips."

"Brian, that's just gross."

"You okay Baby? Your skin, your dick? Is the head of your cock going to fall off due to lack of oxygen?"

"Your concern overwhelms me."

"Don't be snippy with me."

"I hurt Brian."

"My ass ain't whistling dixie."

"Yes it is Bri."

"Fuck-you."

"Not-now."

"Shit let's take a cool shower and then I'll get us a couple of ice packs."

"Got a headache?"

"Yeah, a little blond headache, asshole; one pack for your dick and one for my ass."

"Fine."

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"Shit that's cold."

"It'll heat, aw fuck!"

*giggle*

"No laughing Justin."

*more giggling*

"Stop." *giggle*

*laughing*

"Justin, I mean it, stop laughing!" *laughing*

*belly laughs*

"Brian I can't believe this happened!"

"Me neither."

"I wish we could tell someone, this is hilarious."

"It wasn't that hilarious a few minutes ago and A) this is too embarrassing and B) no one would believe it. Justin?"

"Hmm?"

"How's your dick-head, dickhead?"

"How's your ass-hole, asshole?"

*more belly laughs*

"Seriously Brian, how do you feel?"

"I'll be fine. I never made a good bottom, you on the other hand Sunshine are a natural top."

"You think so?"

"I know so. You're flexible and I don't mean the obvious. You're also caring and considerate."

"Brian, you're always considerate with me."

"Not always; you know how I get, sometimes it's just a..."

"Just a fuck?"

"Yeah, I'm sor..."

"Brian, stop, no apologies, no regrets and even when you think it's just a fuck, it's not."

"How do you know?"

"I've seen your face after you've had just a fuck and that's not how you look after we fuck, never."

"How's your dick?"

"Better; your ass?"

"I think the whistling stopped."

"Ha! You gonna give up the ad?"

"Maybe, I still don't have a name."

"Well, ‘keep it up' is appropriate or what about ‘stick with it'?"

"Stuck in it."

"Stuck up it."

"I'll consider it."

That's it Brian!"

"What's it?"

"Considerate!" Think about it Bri. What is it about taking this kind of medicine that makes it such a difficult decision? Guys are embarrassed, afraid, heard horror stories like the Ted thing, heart attacks, other side effects; they are a lot of factors to consider."

"You're a genius Sunshine. And I know just what I want in the ad."

"What? Another het couple strolling through the park with a sappy grin on their faces?"

"Sort of; a het couple walking their dog; a ‘maybe' gay couple of guys with their dog; the dogs get tangled and stuck together; a soothing voice over saying ‘consider it'. Maybe more shots of other animals stuck together."

"Brian that's so bad, good but bad."

"I think I can sell it."

"If anyone can, it's you. Brian after we recover you gonna let me top you again?"

"I'll consider it!"

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