S'mores

"Hey there, Sunshine! What are you up to?"

"Making s'mores"

"S'mores?"

"Yes. You know, two chocolate graham crackers with a melted marshmallow in between; s'mores!"

"I'm familiar with the concept, Justin. It's that I have never seen a purple s'more before. Now why is that?"

"Um, we ran out of marshmallows."

"And..."

"AndIusedyourpeepsfromyourEasterbasket."

"You did what!?"

"I used your peeps from your Easter basket."

"You stole MY purple peeps!?"

"I didn't steal them, I borrowed."

"Justin, borrowing implies returning after use. Not so with eaten, digested peeps. And why didn't you use your own peeps? You have your own Easter basket filled with blue and pink peeps."

"I ate them."

"You ate all those peeps?"

"Yeah."

"Justin, your ass can only sustain a finite amount of calories before it explodes. And I still can't believe you took my peeps!"

"Brian, you haven't touched one peep. They're getting stale. I thought you didn't like them. It would be a shame to let them go to waste."

"Or to your waist. Justin, I like peeps, just not fresh peeps. I prefer an aged, more mature peep. I was letting mine ripen before I indulged."

"Ripen? Mature? What the fuck are you talking about?"

"Think of peeps as a fine wine or whiskey. They get better with age."

"Hmm, sort like you?"

"I guess you can put it that way."

"Brian, I'm sorry I stole your peeps. But I didn't eat them all, there are a few left in your basket."

"I can live with that."

"Forgive me?"

"Always, Sunshine."

"Bri, all the left over Easter candy is on sale, we might be able to find you some peeps."

"Don't bother. All that's left is yellow. I don't like yellow peeps."

"Do you know how asinine that sounds? It's like saying you prefer the blue M&M's as opposed to the red, they all taste the same."

"I do prefer the blue. They're my favorite M&M."

"Huh, who'd a thunk it? Brian Kinney likes stale..."

"Uh, uh, uh."

"Excuse me, ripe purple peeps and blue M&M's. Will wonders never cease."

"I also prefer my Sunshine who currently tastes like chocolate and purple peeps. My favorite thing in the whole world."

"Want s'more?"

"Uh huh! Much, much more!"

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