Gobble Gobble

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"Brian, I thought just crossed my mind."

"Just a hop, skip and a jump."

"Asshole. Thanksgiving is next week."

"How observant of you. The usual summons has been issued."

"I know. But it dawned on me that this must be the most superfluous holiday for you."

"In what way?"

"Aside from the giving thanks part, the main attraction is the turkey."

"Ah, yes. Millions of turkeys huddled together in fear across this great nation of ours. Not unlike our present administration."

"True. But Brian, for as long as I've known you, you've eaten a turkey sandwich on whole wheat, hold the mayo, each day for lunch. That's years of turkey."

"I never knew I was so boring."

"Never boring but it does raise the question. How can we make Thanksgiving something to look forward to. For you, I mean."

"Justin, as long as you're with me, I don't care what I eat or with whom."

"Oh, how sweet. But it still doesn't fix the problem."

"Justin, even if we were to change the menu this year, we'd still have to answer the summons."

"You let me work on that. Why don't you think of something spectacular you'd like to have on Thanksgiving."

"You mean besides you?"

"Mr. Kinney, you say the most romantic things."

"I only speak the truth. Okay, I'll write up the menu while you think up a plausible excuse."

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"Justin, you've outdone yourself! This meal is wonderful."

"Thank you, Brian. And I have to admit, this was a great idea."

"It was, is. You, me, a little caviar, wine, asparagus and the most tender filet mignons, I have ever tasted. Perfect, just like you. I'm curious, how did you get Debbie to release us from the summons and leave us alone? You didn't lie to her, did you?"

"Brian! I wouldn't do that and she'd see right through it."

"You're right, she would and it wouldn't be very nice to lie on Thanksgiving."

"No, it wouldn't."

"So I repeat, how did you get us out of doing Thanksgiving at Deb's?"

"I kinda hinted that you were planning something very romantic and you wanted us to be alone."

"And what romantic plan did I have in mind? Something involving jewelry and a permanent change in my single status?"

"Sort of. I'm sorry, Brian. She was ranting and pushing, saying that we just wanted to spend the day in bed fucking."

"That is very close to the truth."

"Yeah, but then she said we can always do that before we went to her house and in her house if we had to and then when we came home. I had to make it sound special."

"Sunshine, it's always special when we fuck."

"Brian..."

"Shush, come here. I think we should give thanks. Justin Taylor, thank you for preparing this wonderful meal, thank you for making this holiday special for me and thank you for changing my single status."

"Do you mean that?"

"Yes I do and you know I don't lie."

"Brian, is this where we fuck each other silly?"

"Yes."

"And is there a piece of jewelry in my future?"

"Yes, the very near future."

"And perhaps we've spared the life of one turkey."

"Yes. At least until the next time I order lunch at the diner."

"Take me to bed, Brian so I can give you thanks and gobble down your cock."

"Happy Thanksgiving to us, Sunshine."

"Mmm, gobble, gobble!"

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