Happy Mother's Day, Brian

"JUSTINNN!!! What the fuck is this?"

"No need to shout, I'm right here."

"What is this?"

"What does it look like?"

"A card. A fucking Mother's Day card."

"Got it in one."

"Twat. What the fuck is a Mother's Day card doing on my pillow and addressed to me."

"Read it."

"What?!"

"Read. It."

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Because you're there when I need you and when I don't; Because you love me when I'm angry at you and I wont; Because you take care of me when I'm cranky and I'm ill, Because you critique, not criticize when I will; Because you protect me from me when I'm stubborn and dumb; Then give me a push when you know I need one. Because you're the only one I'll ever get; And no matter where I am or who I'm with, you'll always, always be the best.  

Justin

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"I know. It's stupid, it's corny, it's ridiculous. I was shopping for my mother and saw this card. It reminded me of all the things you've done for me and I know I sound like a sentimental lesbionic queen. But I don't care."

"Justin."

"You don't have to say it Brian. I already know. I'm a funkin' little twat twink who should know better."

"Justin, you're an annoying whining twat twink when you don't shut up. Now will you shut up a minute?!"

"*—*"

"That's better. You know you are one twisted little twink. But you're MY twisted little twink. One who gives Mother's Day cards to his HOMOSEXUAL partner. And I thank you, and I think I understand."

"You do?"

"Yeah."

"And you're not pissed?"

"No, but um, you didn't happen to, uh, mmm, you didn't buy any, uh..."

"In your drawer."

"Yeah? What kind?"

"Godiva, your favorite."

"I'll share this time, I promise."

"Thank you."

"Justin, thank you for the card. I really do like it."

"Really?"

"Yeah, really and I'll prove it to you after we have some Godiva."

"Yee haw!"

"Come here, little boy. So what are you planning for Father's Day?"

"Big daddy, you'll just have to wait and see."

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Happy Mother's Day to the Tribe's mothers and to those who do the mothering.

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