Confessions

"Welcome to our show, 'Confessions', where archenemies explain what makes their relationship work. Our first pair is well-known to our viewers." The emcee turns to her guests and asks, "Lex, what do you consider the key element in your association with Superman?"

Lex smirks as he stares at Superman. "Lois, I would have to say UST."

"Unfilled sexual tension?" Lois stutters while Superman gapes at Lex.

"Yes, years of unrelieved lust are what drives our relationship."

Lois blinks when Superman starts passionately kissing Lex. "Umm, guys?" When she's ignored, she turns to the camera, saying, "Another relationship ruined by television."

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