Pretend

Smile, wink, never let 'em see ya sweat.  Make sure you look ahead, strut your stuff, and hold your head up high.  Stand tall, man - act like the star ad exec you are.  Don't wipe those sweaty palms on your designer suit. Don't run them through that hair, either - it's fine.

Smile.

This is the biggest ad campaign you've ever executed.  Only this time, it's you you're promoting.  Do what you do best, Brian.  You know your shit, Kinney...you can do this.  It's only a job interview.  You have a gorgeous blond twink at home counting on you.

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