Stupid Cupid

Notes: I heard this song on KROQ this morning called “Stupid Cupid,” and forgot the band’s name…*SIGH* But the lyrics cracked me up.

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The first thing Justin saw when he let himself into the loft was the red envelope on the breakfast bar.

“No way,” he said. “When the hell does Brian give me a Valentine card?”

He opened it and found a card with a print of his old “Naked Brian” sketch on it. “Figures,” Justin said. Only Brian would give a Valentine card with a portrait of himself on it.

He opened the card and cracked up laughing. In Brian's notable handwriting it said:

“I’m gonna kill Cupid

on Valentine’s Day

I’m gonna clip off both his wings

And hang him by his legs…”

-Brian

“He so loves me,” Justin said.

Fin