Here I Come to Save the Day

Chapter 6

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"I told that bitch she better stop fucking with me," J.C. said as he fiddled with the switches in the control room.

"What did she say?" Kelley asked. J.C. looked over at him like he was crazy.

"What the fuck do you think she said? She shut the fuck up and let me watch the game. Shit, I rule my fucking house. I don't take orders from a woman… especially in my own house," J.C. said.

Kelley started to laugh. He was laughing so hard that he was doubled over and tears were falling from his eyes. "I bet she made you wash every dish in that kitchen," Kelley said through the tears and the laughter.

J.C. snorted. "Right down to the last fork," he said and started to laugh. They both finished setting up their equipment and sat down with their scripts open in front of them. "I heard that they were trying to get Brad Pitt to play the lead role in this," J.C. said as he tapped the script.

"Yeah right, more like the king of the B-movie Mr. Eric Roberts," Kelley said.

"Hey, I like Eric Roberts," J.C. replied.

"Yeah, you and the rest of the TBS and USA viewing public," Kelley laughed.

"He has been in a lot of videos lately."

Kelley stared at J.C. and smirked. "Oh, well excuse me," Kelley said. They each opened the bottles of water they had and Kelley lit a cigarette, the first of many. "Who's this new boss they got comin' in to replace Don?"

"I don't know, probably some pencil pushing, asshole," J.C. answered. The door swung open and they both watched as a gorgeous woman walked into the booth.

"Good morning, my name is Vicky Truman and I am the new producer," she said as she shook each man's hand. She talked with them at length and they both hung on her every word. She got up and walked back over to the door after a while. "It was nice meeting you gentleman. I hope we have a good relationship," she said as she left.

"Fuck, she is smokin'," Kelley said. J.C. nodded his head.

"One more thing gentleman," Vicky said as she peeked back in the door. They both waited for her to speak. "I assure you that I am not a pencil pushing asshole, but you fuck up my production… and I will have your balls," she said as she closed the door and went into the adjoining booth.

She sat down and placed the headphones on her ears. She listened for the cue and as the countdown started she pointed at the guys.

"Okay guys, three… two… one…."

When we last met our heroes were about to venture forth into the dark underground. They were headed to the old abandoned police headquarters to rescue their friends and overthrow the evil Stockwell.

They were stopped on the way by the evil drag lords, who had taken to the streets to celebrate the art of the celebration. The glittery chaos was trapping them. They were not even halfway to the underground city and they had already lost on of their own.

Todd was lost to the drag lords, led astray by their… high heels and taffeta. He fought against the urge, but in the end he was lured away, tempted and persuaded by promises of… sequins.

*Exasperated Sigh* Alas, they pushed on without him. His cries of 'I love WHAM!' will forever flood their minds… and hearts.

We meet up with them now, as they stand at the precipice of the underground city.

Their spirits are strong.

Their resolve is evermore persistent.

Their hair is perfectly styled.

They all have… manicures.

They are all prepared to lay down their lives to save their friends. (Except for Brian who says that he is not so sure about that).

Yes, they brave… and they are ready.

Prepare yourself for HERE I COME TO SAVE THE *cough… cough… hack… hack Oh my God! Did you see that shit? I almost fucking choked to death* DAY!

"Damn man, drink something," Kelley said.

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Brian stood at the entrance to the abandoned police building. "Well, who wants to walk into certain death first?" Brian asked. No one moved. "I nominate Mikey and Troy."

"What? Why us?" Michael asked.

"You deserve to be put to slaughter first in those stupid outfits," Brian said. Ben wrapped his arms around Michael.

"I think you look kind of sexy," he whispered in Michael's ear. Justin, who was standing close enough to hear, started to laugh. The plastic Ziploc bags crinkled as he walked over to stand next to Brian.

"Well, we're here, we might as well go in," Brian said. Melanie started to walk down the steps. She was eager to get to her partner. "Leave it to a bull dike to lead the way," he said as they all followed her.

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"Someone is in here," Justin said as he walked along next to Brian. Hotlanta looked all around, his x-ray vision burning through the walls.

"I don't see anyone," Ben said.

"Me either," Melanie chimed in.

"I don't see anyone either, but they are fucking here," Justin said. Brian stopped walking and turned around. Gus stopped in his tracks, right next to Brian.

"Why don't we just light a fire, roast some marshmallows and sing a fucking camp song. We are sneaking into a place. If we wanted everyone to hear us we would have rang the fucking doorbell," Brian said.

"It would have been… a lot… easier," Stockwell said. They all whipped around to look into the face of their enemy.

"Shit, you guys just couldn't shut the fuck up, could you?" Brian said as he looked at Stockwell, the poor man's cape lying limp behind him.

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"So, what the fuck does he want you for?" Hunter asked. He was no longer just the fan boy. He was gonna be somebody. He had no idea who or what that somebody was, but he was gonna be it.

"He wants me to have a baby with him. He was keeping me until the time was right," Lindsay said. Ted and Emmett followed closely behind. "He told me all about his evil plot. How he plans to rule the night clubs and blah… blah… blah."

"Yeah, he told us that too," Emmett said as he pointed from himself to Ted.

Hunter just gave a light laugh. "Yeah, he loves to monologue."

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"You do not understand officer, I have to go. I was not apart of this group. I got sucked in… really I did," Todd said as he was thrown in the back with RuPaul and some other queens.

"Save it sir, you have the right to remain silent," the officer said. He read off the rest of their rights and was about to close the door when another officer added one more queen.

RuPaul looked over at the queen's dress. "You better work!" she said as the officer closed the door.

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Jennifer and Molly stopped outside the old police headquarters and got out the car. "Are you sure you want to go in there?" Jennifer asked. Molly was bending down tying her shoe.

"Hell yeah," she said excitedly as she stood up. Jennifer just looked at her, grabbed her hand, took a deep breath and they started their descent.

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Bronson shifted nervously as he sat in the limo across from Richard Donovan. "I should never have left Kinney and Taylor in your hands. They should have been dead long ago," Richard said.

"We have tried, sir," Bronson said as he looked down at the floor of the limo.

"And you have failed. It is time I took matters into my own hands," he said. The rest of the ride was completed in silence as they made their way to the underground city.

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