Here I Come to Save the Day

Chapter 5

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The guys were standing at the door of Melanie and Lindsay's house. They had finally worked out a plan and were ready to attack. The kids, who refused to be left behind, were situated in the middle of the group of men… and Melanie. They were almost all out of the door when Brian suddenly stopped walking. He was looking back at the door to the house and everyone turned to follow his gaze. "You are not coming with us in that," Brian said.

"What?" Zack said looking down at his outfit. He was dressed in a spandex leotard, electric green with yellow lightening bolts along the legs and down the arms.

"You look like a Power Ranger, all you need is a helmet," Justin said as he stuffed some plastic Ziploc bags in his pocket, just incase. They were extra storage too, so HA!

"You have no idea what you are talking about. This outfit is cool. It has… invisible pockets." Brian smirked and cocked his head to the side.

"And what the fuck can you fit in it?" Brian asked. Zack seemed to think about that for a few minutes.

"A condom," Zack said with a huge smile on his face. The gang all laughed, even the kids. They had no idea what they were laughing at but they laughed anyway.

"Yeah, and by the time you get out of that tight ass spandex your dick will have had its own spa treatment," Brian said. Before Zack could say anything else Michael came out of the house and closed the door behind him. He turned around and came face to face with everyone.

"What are you guys doing? We need to get moving. What are you staring at?" He asked. The rest of the gang turned to get into their respective vehicles and Brian just shook his head and followed Justin and Melanie to the car. "What?"

"You two can ride together," Brian tossed over his shoulder. Michael looked over at Zack and smiled.

"We look good," Michael said as he inspected his cape before flinging it back behind his back. He was dressed in his very own spandex leotard. It was silver with neon pink lightening bolts and the collar was also fashioned into a lightening bolt, the cape attached to the top.

"Yeah, I think so." Zack and Michael got into the car with Hotlanta and followed the caravan to the old police headquarters.

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Molly blew out a small breath and concentrated really hard. She felt herself turning invisible and just as her bedroom door was flung open she disappeared. Bronson looked around his daughter's room and when he saw no one there he backed out, leaving the door slightly open. He ran down the stairs and out the front door and as fast as she could Molly followed him. Her hand was on the front door when she was stopped in her tracks. "Someone has been snooping around," Jennifer said as she held her daughter in place. Molly let herself relax and as she came back into sight Jennifer loosened her hold a little.

"I was not snooping. I was… looking hard." Jennifer crossed her arms and Molly was released completely from the hold her mother had on her.

"What's going on?" Molly told her mother everything. Jennifer knew that Phillip did not like Justin, but she was starting to wonder if maybe he hated him. Hated him enough to kill him?

"Mom, daddy is not my real dad is he?" Molly asked. Jennifer was about to lie when Molly spoke up. "Cause, your mom and dad have to have superpowers to make a kid with superpowers, and dad doesn't have any superpowers."

"No, he is not your real daddy. Your real daddy's name is Jim… Jim Stockwell, and he is wonderful… and expressionless, everything a girl could ever want in a man. He is the ultimate bad boy and when he kisses you…"

"Mom, you can so stop talking now. We need to follow him. I think that Justin is in trouble." Molly waited for Jennifer to grab her stuff so they could follow Bronson. "I feel like Luke Skywalker," Molly said. *Darth Vader voice* "Luke, I am your father," Molly said as she shut the door all the way.

"Molly, get in the car."

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"Call the girls. We are going to move now." Mysterious Marilyn sat in front of her tarot cards.

"Are you sure?" Baxter asked. Marilyn turned away from her cards and look at him. Darren looked at the scene about to play out and prayed for a cat fight, he loved a good cat fight.

"Baxter, darling, you must respect my authority."

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"Fuck, that sounds like that guy," J.C. said.

"What guy?" Kelley asked.

"You know, the guy, umm... 'Screw you guys, I'm goin' home,'" J.C. mimicked. Kelley just looked at him for a few seconds. They both sat in silence for a few minutes.

*Dead Air*

*Dead Air*

*Dead Air*

"What the fuck are you doing? I am not paying you to stare into space," Don said as he peeked into the door. He rolled his eyes at the two men and closed the door to the studio.

"Cartman… Eric Cartman," J.C. said suddenly.

"Yeah," Kelley said nodding.

"Yeah."

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"Why should I? I am a senator," Baxter said. Darren got up from his place in the corner and walked over to Baxter.

"Correction, you were a senator. Now you are just like the rest of us. Well, almost just like the rest of us, I my dear… am a legend," Marilyn said.

"And I am a diva," Devina Devore said from her place at the entrance. Marilyn got up from her stool and wrapped her arms around her old friend. "I heard you were throwing a party, so… I brought a few friends."

Marilyn looked out the window and tens of twenties of drag-queens were outside. "Did you bring Ru?"

"Yeah, can you believe that skank bitch wanted me to pay her to come," Devina said.

"I am not a bitch, I'm a lady," RuPaul said as she stepped into the room. "Now, let's go get little Miss. Godiva. She is after all the belle of the ball." They all started to get dressed so that they could go get Godiva.

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"What the fuck is going on?" Brian asked as he slammed on his brakes. Justin braced himself and looked over behind him at the three kids in the backseat. Mac was sleep in her seat and Shane and Gus were staring out of their windows. Brian was watching the scene in front of him, wondering how they were going to get around when Todd walked by his window. "Hey, where do you think you are going?"

"Umm, to ask someone what's going on?" Brian watched the tall man and smirked. "Brian, it's a drag-queen party, they throw the best parties. Oh my god, it's RuPaul," Todd said as he pulled away and made a beeline for RuPaul. "Ru, Ru… it's me Todd."

"Hey Todd, how's it going?" RuPaul asked. Brian rolled his eyes and grabbed onto the arm of one of the queens as they walked by.

"What the fuck is going on?"

"We are having a party, yay," the queen said before walking away.

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"I think I have it," Emmett said as he worked hard at Lindsay's cuffs. Lindsay felt her arms start to relax and within seconds she was free. "Yeah, I did it. I told you I could get them off."

"Yeah, and I wonder how you discovered that little talent," Ted said as Lindsay rolled her eyes and got up to inspect the door.

"I got stuck in these handcuffs once. It was really uncomfortable because my legs were bent behind my back and I was kinda in this…"

"I think we can get out of this door," Lindsay said as she stood looking at the door. Ted and Emmett walked over to the door to stand next to her. Lindsay was staring at the door to see if it was electric and it didn't appear to be. She reached out a hand to touch it and the heavy door swung open.

"Holy shit," Ted said. All three of them stood there with their mouths hanging open.

"Wait, you mean this whole time we could have just walked out of here," Emmett said with a loud shrill to his voice.

"No, but a handsome young fan boy who was tired of working for THE MAN could let you out while no one is looking." Ted, Emmett and Lindsay all looked up at the handsome fan boy. He was leaning against the door twirling a pair of keys.

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