Wise Counsel
The fireplace was blazing away, warming the loft on what was quite a cold day in
Pittsburgh. Brian and Justin had just finished a light dinner at home and were
settling into their usual places on the floor.
“Dumbledore was gay, Brian,” Justin opened what would seem an uncommon
discussion even for these two.
“Doubledoor? Doubledoor? Not sure I know that name. If he was from Babylon I
don’t think I remember him,” Brian mused in response. “Maybe he was one of the
ones whose name I didn’t know – I didn’t know all their names, you know - but if
he was from Babylon, I guess we could presume he was gay so I guess….”
“Cut it out, Kinney,” Justin demanded. “Cut it out right now. You know exactly
who Dumbledore is, or was – and we both know you know.”
“And just why would I know who this Doubledoor is - or was?” Brian asked the
kid. “You read all the Harry Potter books but I didn’t read any of them. You
know I didn’t. Too long.”
”See what I mean, Brian Kinney,” Justin replied triumphantly. “You know
Dumbledore was in the Harry Potter books so you do too know who he is – or was.”
“Maybe we ought to decide if this Doubledoor actually is – or if he was,” Brian
smiled at the kid. “If he was in the Harry Potter books, I guess you’re saying
he was alive for some of them and departed for the later ones.”
“Or maybe he was departed for the early books and came back to life for the
later ones, Bri,” Justin countered. “We’re dealing with magic here, Kinney, so
it could be either way. Or maybe he kept switching back and forth between here
and there….”
“Geez, Baby,” Brian concluded with a laugh. “I wish I could call up some magic
to make this discussion disappear right now. You must have really run out of
subjects to argue about if you have to bring up this Doubledoor guy. But yeah, I
did hear he was from the Harry Potters – and that he was gay too. Some of the
guys at the office – guys I thought had more sense – were discussing it, and Ted
knew about it too. So who cares if some guy in some book was gay – and how come
it took so long for you big Potter fans to figure it out?”
“Darn it, Brian,” Justin grouched. “It’s not me who’s starting any argument. I
just wanted to talk about it with you because I wanted your wise counsel on a
couple of things. But if you don’t want to talk about Dumbledore….”
“Wait a minute, Sunshine,” Brian interrupted him. “You were looking to get my
wise counsel. There must be real magic in this loft – Justin the All-Wise is
seeking my wise counsel. That is something to think about. Yes it is. Real
magic.”
“OK, Brian,” Justin seemed to concede. “You win – just like you always do. I
hereby give up. If you don’t want to talk about Dumbledore, the subject of
Dumbledore is officially dropped. OK?”
“I don’t think so, Sweetheart,” Brian told him. “Your giving up is not at all
like any rational being’s giving up. But we have the preliminaries all taken
care of now – so we can just proceed to whatever is on that puzzling mind of
yours? My wise counsel is now available. Five cents please.”
“And worth every penny of that large sum too,” Justin gibed - then went on to
explain, “Well it’s just that we didn’t know Dumbledore was gay - all through
the books. The author just announced the other day at a press conference that
Dumbledore was gay. That’s how we found out. Don’t you think Dumbledore should
have told us he was gay – I mean told somebody in the books he was gay or
something like that – so us readers would have known? There were all kinds of
different characters in the books, Bri, but there weren’t any gays. I noticed
that when I was reading them – and now….”
“Would it have made any difference in the character if you had known he was
gay?” Brian wondered. “Maybe it didn’t make any difference in the story so it
just never showed up. Would you want people to like or dislike your art-work
because you’re gay? I bet some of the people who buy your stuff at that New York
gallery don’t know you’re gay.”
“Of course I want my stuff to stand on its own, Brian,” Justin said. “If it’s
good, it’s good – and if it’s not good, then it’s not good. It doesn’t have
anything to do with whether I’m in love with the greatest guy in the world or
not.”
“Seems like you’re getting tired of discussing this subject, Baby,” Brian told
the kid as he cuddled him closer and introduced a pause in the intellectual
discussion. There was plenty of time for intellectual discussion later. Indeed
there was.
“You know what, Bri,” Justin returned to that discussion after the lengthy
delay. “I think it would have been nice to know there was a gay character in the
books though – even if it didn’t concern the plot – like maybe as a role model
or something like that….”
”And this Dumbledore was some kind of a great wizard, I suspect,” Brian smiled
at him, “And little Justin Taylor wanted him for a role model – and maybe he was
a role model for JT anyhow – even if JT didn’t know Dumbledore was gay – because
JT is a kind of a wizard too, Baby – a genuine bona-fide wizard.”
“Now it seems like you’re the one who’s getting tired of discussing this
subject, Kinney,” Justin teased him, running his hand through Brian’s hair, “But
I’m too smart for that….”
“Too smart, eh?” Brian teased him back. “I’ll remember that. Yep. I’ll remember
that. I will. OK, Sweetheart, what other wise counsel do you need? I guess
that’s all I’m good for. Brian Kinney is only useful as a wise counselor – and
to think what he used to be….”
“Not all, Bri,” Justin assured him, “Good counsel is not all you’re good for.
But you do actually give some good counsel every once in a while. Do you think
it was OK for the author to tell us Dumbledore was gay after the fact?”
“Yeah, Kiddo,” Brian replied. “I think that was OK. Do you think folks who read
the HP books for the first time now, knowing that Dumbledore is gay, will get a
different impression from the books than you did? Will that make a difference?”
“That’s a good question, Brian,” Justin considered. “I didn’t think of that. I
guess I don’t know. Dumbledore won’t be any different, I guess – I just don’t
know. But I hadn’t thought about the people who will read the books in the
future. They will know – even if it isn’t actually mentioned in the books
themselves. Maybe that’s why she said so now. Maybe she wishes she had put
something in there – some gay characters I mean – not just Dumbledore. By the
way, Honey, I notice that you’ve now got Dumbledore’s name right. Bet you knew
it all along.”
“Maybe,” Brian equivocated, “And maybe not. That’s for me to know and you to
find out.”
“Lucky I’m a genuine wizard then, Sweetheart,” Justin countered. “So I will be
able to find out, won’t I?”
“Well I don’t doubt you’ll try,” Brian admitted, “And maybe with a great wizard
like Dumbledore for a role-model, you will be able to find out.”
“Yeah, Kinney,” Justin exulted just slightly. “Dumbledore was my role-model.
That’s why I’m as good a wizard as I am.”
“Well then, Sweetheart,” Brian asked him archly, adding a little caress for good
measure. “If Dumbledore was such a complete role-model for you, why didn’t you
know he was gay in the first place?”
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