Thursday
To Fluff or Not To Fluff......That is the question.
"Brian, what are you watching?"
"Othello."
"Why?"
"Believe it or not I happen to like Shakespeare and I find Lawrence Fishburne very attractive."
"Oh."
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"Brian?"
"Yesss...?"
"Do you find me attractive?"
"Justin, why are you fishing?"
"Because I know you have a thing for dark skin and I’m the opposite of most of the tricks you have."
"Justin, you happen to be attractive where it counts the most. Here, in your heart and here, in your brain. The fact that it’s all wrapped up in a beautiful blond package is a bonus. I know I’m one of the most shallow creatures that ever lived but I hope I would recognize your true beauty no matter what the outer packaging looked like. Now may I go back to the movie?"
"By all means."
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"Brian?"
"You’re killing me here, you know that."
"I know. I think Kenneth Branagh is hot but not as hot as you."
"Thank you. Now will you shut up."
"Sure."
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"Brian?"
"WHAT? Cut me some slack here, it’s almost over."
"In that case, to save time, I think I’ll pretend to be a fluffer."
"You’ll do no such thing! And since when do you know what a fluffer is?"
"I learned a thing or two from Teddy."
"And you feel compelled to ‘fluff’ me because...and what makes you think I need fluffing? I don’t require any help. Thank you very much."
"But it’s so much fun. Besides, most of Shakespeare’s plays are tragedies. Which means that when the movie is over you’re going to be grumpy. So if I start fluffing before the ending, you’ll be ready to go before they roll the credits and in a good mood."
"Huh. How very efficient of you. Okay, fluff away."
"Mmm."
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"Justin?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you really think I’m hotter than Kenneth Branagh?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Thank you."
"Donmentionit."
"What?"
"I said, don’t mention it. And I’m trying to work here."
"Sorry."
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"Justin?"
"What?"
"Fuck the movie. Let’s fluff together."
"The homos that fluff together..."
"Fuck together!"