Brian's Promise

Seuss with a Twist

I will not fuck those other men,
I will not fuck them where or when.

I will not fuck them here or there,
I will not fuck them anywhere.

I will not fuck them in our bed,
I will not fuck them like I said.

I will not fuck them in the car,
I will not fuck them in the bar.

I will not fuck them black or white,
I will not fuck them day or night.

I will not fuck them tall or short,
I will not fuck them any sort.

I will not fuck them in the sac,
I will not fuck them on their back.

I will not fuck them from behind,
I will not fuck them in my mind.

I will not fuck those other guys,
I will not fuck them with my eyes.

I will not fuck them cross my heart,
I will not fuck them till death do us part.


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