Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Fairy Tales with a Twist
Once upon a time three bears shared an apartment
in downtown
The oldest of them was Ted and he was nicknamed Poppa Bear because of his
great age. He loved opera and porn and his life revolved around those
two things.
Next was Emmett who was by far the most flamboyant of the three. He
loved wild clothes in garish colors that suited him to a tee. He also
loved to cook and throw parties. As a result he was sometimes called
Momma Bear or Auntie Emm depending on the mood
of the person who was addressing him.
The last friend was known as Baby or Babycakes
because he was so cute. He was a gorgeous man who loved designer clothes
and fucking anything that moved.
One day a twink walked along
Goldilocks walked along
The door to the first apartment inside stood open too. He stuck his
head in and called out. Nobody answered. He walked tentatively
into the large room and saw three meals laid out on the dining room table.
He went to the first meal and picked up the fork next to the plate.
A closer look made him reconsider as he saw the meal a tuna
sandwich on white bread with vanilla pudding.
He dropped the fork. "Yuck!" he said even though he was very hungry.
He looked at the next meal cheese and pear puffs, banana blueberry
pancakes and a donut. He sampled one of the pear puffs. It wasn't
bad, but maybe he'd have this for dessert.
The last meal a turkey sandwich on whole wheat bread and a bowl of
what looked like Pad Thai didn't seem too bad at all. Goldilocks
sat down and ate the Thai food. It was delicious. He started
on the turkey sandwich next. It was okay but would have been better
with some mayo.
Goldilocks had another pear puff and a bite or two from the donut, but he
thought it was probably Krispy
Kreme and way too sweet.
He wandered into the living room and saw three chairs. The first one
was placed directly to get a good view of the TV. The magazines and
remote were perfectly aligned on the table next to it. He shuffled
through the magazines. The chair sure didn't look very comfy or inviting
and he didn't want to read about opera.
The second chair had the wildest afghan he had ever seen thrown over it.
Goldilocks sat in it wrapping the colorful afghan around his shoulders.
The chair looked soft and comfortable, but it just didn't seem like
it was meant for him. He threw off the afghan and moved to the next
chair.
The third chair was really a sleek black chaise. He lowered himself
into it and realized it suited him quite well. He could imagine lying
there with some gorgeous man, maybe sharing
ice cream kisses. As
his dick grew hard he wiggled around on the chair leaving dirty marks from
his shoes. Goldilocks quickly got up from the chair deciding it wouldn't
be polite to jerk off in someone else's living room.
He wandered into what was a bedroom. He looked around at the rather
impersonal room. A set of dildos were lined up neatly on the nightstand.
Goldilocks picked up one and imagined what might be done with such
a thing. He quickly dropped it scattering the dildos all over the floor.
He didn't think this was the place for him.
He went into the next bedroom. Clothes in an unbelievable array of
colors were scattered about. The bed was covered in a rainbow bedspread.
He lay down on the bed rolling around and trying to get comfortable.
It was all a bit too wild and queenish for
Goldilocks. He quickly left.
The third bedroom had a low, sleek bed with a dark blue duvet covering it.
Blue neon lights shone out above the bed. It looked warm and
inviting. Goldilocks lay down and soon was fast asleep, tired from
the long walk from his home.
Not long after, the three bears came up from the laundry room. They
carried the newly pink underwear that had somehow gotten mixed in with one
of Babycake's red shirts.
"Emmett, how could you have been so stupid? Didn't you sort first?"
Ted asked.
"I thought I had," Emmett said tearily.
"It's pretty hard to miss a red shirt when everything else is fucking white!"
Brian said rather cruelly.
"Hey," said Ted, "somebody's moved the fork next to my dinner plate."
"And somebody has eaten a couple of my pear puffs and half my donut," said
Emmett.
"Fuck! Somebody's eaten my whole meal," Brian said. "Oh well,
it's after seven so I shouldn't eat any carbs now anyway."
Ted glanced at his chair. "My magazines are all messed up," Ted observed
and moved over to tidy them and make sure they were exactly aligned with
the edge of the table.
"Somebody's been using my afghan," Emmett observed. He threw it back
over the chair the way it should be.
"Somebody's been sitting in my chaise," Brian said with a scowl. "And
he's gotten his dirty feet all over it. I'm going to kill the
fucker."
Ted had wandered into his bedroom to see if the intruder might be there.
"Hey, somebody's been playing with my dildos. They're all over
the floor."
"Probably the most use they've gotten in ages," Brian told him. Ted
made a face at him.
"Somebody's been rolling around on my bed. The bedspread's all messed
up," Emmett told them. "Wish I'd been here to roll around with whoever
it was," he said wistfully.
"You two are pathetic," Brian said and went into his bedroom.
The intruder is sleeping
in my bed," Brian called, "and I'm going to keep him." Brian slammed
the door and awoke his Goldilocks with the most soul searing kiss.
Goldilocks couldn't believe his good fortune.
And they fucked happily ever after.
"Why does he have all the luck?" Ted asked Emmett.
"I don't know," Emmett said. "How am I going to get this underwear
white again?"
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