The Waitress of OZ
A/N.......I took a few liberties and
changed the story slightly. Hope you enjoy......Oh and this is my answer to the
fairy tale challenge...I know it isn't a fairy tale but inspiration hit with
this one.......
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"Toto,
I don't think we're in Pittsburgh anymore", Justin said quietly stroking
the cat behind the ears. He held him close,
afraid of what was hapening
to him. Toto spotted a field mouse and clawed at Justin, sending little cat
hairs up his nose and Justin began to sneeze uncontrollably.
As Toto ran after the mouse, a strange little man appeared and frightened
Justin.
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Justin nervously responded, "I'm not a witch at all."
"But you must be a witch to have dropped that house on the Evil Stockwell. So are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"But really I'm not a witch at all." Justin bent down to the man's
level and asked in a whisper, "where am I?"
"Why you're in
Just then the flowers and trees all popped up and became people. Justin stepped
back worried that he was in some sort of trouble when they all came over to
look at him closely. They began to sing and dance around him. The words made
little sense to him but the melody was pretty.
"Ding Dong the Son of a Bitch is gone, the wicked old Son of a Bitch is
gone."
Justin turned to face his house but was stopped by the most beautiful sight he
had ever seen in the sky. As the
bubble neared it began to take shape and as it landed quietly next to him he
saw a beautiful woman appear.
"My dear boy, do not be afraid. You are a hero here. You have freed the Fairys of Stockwell's control and for that you will forever be
a legend."
"But I didn't do anything."
"Oh my dear boy, yes you did. Turn around," she said turning him
physically to look at the feet under his house. "What I don't know is how
you knew he
would be here at that time."
"I swear I didn't mean to kill anyone. The house began to twitch, then it
became unhitched then I was flying through the air and landed with a
thud."
Off in the distance came a dark cloud which sent all of the fairys in
"Ah, so you are the faggott
who killed my brother."
"I didn't kill anyone. At least I didn't mean to."
"Son of a Bitch Craig, you know he had it coming."
"Shut up Jennifer. Being a good witch has made you a pain in the
ass."
"Ah, but I'm much happier here with the fairys than I ever was at your castle, Craig."
Jennifer the Good Witch waved her wand and magically removed
Stockwell's ruby moccasins
and placed them on Justin's feet.
Craig shot fire from his broom at Justin's feet but the shoes deflected the
flame and Justin gave a small yelp. Jennifer put a protective arm around him
and held him close, whispering words of love until Craig disappeared in a ball of fire.
"It seems my dear boy, that
you have made a powerful enemy. You must depart
"But I can't go back the way I came, so how do I get back to
"You follow the yellow brick avenue. Just put one foot in front of the
other and follow the yellow brick avenue util
you reach
"Will she help me?"
"Of course she will my dear boy, you are a fairy after all." And with
a kiss she sent Justin and Toto off down the Yellow Brick Aveunue.
Several hours later, Justin came to a fork in the road and was wondering which
way he should go when a scarecrow told him to go right.
"Did you speak?"
The scarecrow laughed heartily and nodded. "I did."
"Do you have a name?"
"Mikey. At least that's what the farmer
who put me here called me the last time I saw him. Are you new in town?"
"Well, kinda. I'm on
my way to see the Waitress of OZ. She's going to help me get home."
"Do you think she could help a poor scarecrow like me?"
"I'm sure she could. What is it you want?"
"A brain. See I'm
stuffed full of straw and I would love to think great thoughts and be able to
dream of the man of my dreams. IF only I had a brain."
"Well then lets get you
down and we'll be on our way." Justin helped Mikey
down and they skipped off down the yellow brick avenue arm in arm.
As they slowed due to hunger they came upon a forest full of apple trees. Mikey ran over to the first tree and pulled an apple off
eating it hungrily.
Almost immediately the tree threw an apple at his head, hitting him square on
top. At his cry of pain Justin came running. Seeing the trees pelting his
new friend with apples he quickly attacked back. Just when he thought they may
win there was an awful noise in the sky and all the trees bent in fright.
Overhead were flying monkey men, hundreds of them. One swooped down and grabbed
hold of Justin, trying with all his
might to carry him off. Mikey
and Toto rallied round and fought off the monkey man, effectively saving
Justin's life, though they didn't know it at the time. You see the evil Son
of a Bitch Craig had ordered his best monkey,
As they ran in fear, Justin got a strange feeling of love and stopped to listen
for sounds of his one true love. In the distance he heard a creaking sound and
ran towards it finding a stunningly tall, handsome man of tin, all rusted and
in need of love. He smiled his sunshine smile and the tin man began to smile
back. Justin spotted a can of oil nearby and hurriedly oiled his love. As soon
as the tin man's mouth was free he leaned in and kissed the boy with the
sunshine smile.
Breaking apart reluctantly they both stared deeply into the other's eyes and
held on tightly to one another. The spell was broken when Mikey
the scarecrow pulled Justin from the tin man's arms and oiled the rest of him.
"So tin man, do you have a name?" Mikey asked,
in awe of the beauty before him.
"Brian. Where are you headed that you happened upon me like this in the forest? There hasn't
been anyone in this part in years."
Justin stepped closer to finish oiling the rest of his love. "We're on our
way to see the Great Waitress of OZ. She's going to help me find my way home,
and give Mikey a brain."
"Do you think she could help me as well?" Brian asked shyly. "Why whatever could you need, Bri?"
Mikey asked in wonder.
Brian looked into Justin sapphire eyes and shakily answered. "I would like
a heart so that I can feel this overwhelming love I have for Justin. I've never
known love and he gives it so freely, I would only like to be able to return it
to him."
"OH, I'm sure that the Great Waitress is too busy to give you a mere
heart," Mikey started to say before Justin
interrupted him.
"She will give you a heart, Brian. And if she doesn't you can have mine,
because without your love to fill it, I have no need for it."
Brian pulled the young blond close and kissed him once again,
causing him to rust and Mikey to have to oil his lips
just to break the kiss.
The threesome and Toto hurried off down the yellow brick avenue, trying to make
it to OZ before darkness settled in. They skipped into a dark, eery section of the forest and Mikey brought up his fear of lions, tigers and bears. As they skipped along singing "Lions and
Tigers and Bears, OH MY." A lion jumped out from behind a
tree growling and licking his lips.
Brian jumped in front of Justin and Mikey cowered
behind the tin man. Toto charged the beast and bit him, causing the lion to cry
hysterically as he
clutched his injured tail. Between sniffles the lion danced around in pain.
"What'd you do that for?"
"Well you were being so mean to us and he was only protecting us. You got
what you deserved." Justin was not happy with Toto but did feel that the
lion deserved it.
"I did not," the lion whined.
Mikey stepped forward feeling a little braver now
that lion wasn't growling anymore. "What kinda lion are you anyway? Lions don't cry. You are
just a coward."
"Yes, yes I am," the lion said between sobs. "Everyone in the
forest teases me and calls me Teddy the Terrified. Do you know how embarrassing
it is to be
a cowardly lion?"
"You should come with us to see the Great and Powerful Waitress of
OZ," Justin said excitedly.
Brian didn't want to share Justin's attention with anyone else and tried to
protest, "the Waitress won't give him courage, she will laugh at him. He
is just a silly little faggot."
Justin pulled away from Brian and glared at him angrily. "If she can give
you a heart, then she can give him courage. Besides, he's nice and I want him
to come."
With that said, Justin
slipped his arm around the lion and proceeded down the yellow brick avenue
without a glance back at Brian.
Just as they reached the city line for OZ, the flying monkeys returned and
scooped Justin up and flew off with him to the Son of a Bitch's castle on the
top of
Brian climbed the side of the mountain when he heard the evil fiddle music and
Justin's cries. Half way to the top, the fiddle playing monkey flew at him and
hit him with his bow, slightly wondering the tin man. Brian's grip slipped and
he began to plummet to the earth below until he heard Justin's cries. Grabbing
hold of a tree he pulled himself up just in time to see the fiddling monkey
holding Justin close and kissing him.
Justin struggled against the monkey, but the fiddle music was too much and he
gave in to the passion that swept through him. Just as he was about to bed the
fiddle player, Brian burst into the room and saved him.
Running through the halls of the castle they were about to make their escape
when Craig's top monkey,
Justin's head. Blood flowed and covered the tin man. Just as Justin sank to the
ground, Craig came forward to revel in his victory. Brian looked around and
grabbed a bucket of cum, throwing it onto the evil Son of a Bitch Craig. He
instantly began to melt from the contact of the sperm. Grabbing the septer he held, Brian gathered
Justin up and ran from the mountain. Mikey and Teddy
were waiting for him and they all ran until the reached the Waitress' door.
They were granted entry immediately and the loud mouthed Great Waitress of OZ
was ushered into the room with the strange foursome. She stroked the head of
the injured Justin and he woke with a smile that lit up the room.
"Ah Sunshine, you are here finally. I've been told of your journey here to
see me and of the bravery you have shown at every step. You are a very strong
man and I will do what ever you wish."
"Well, you greatness, my friends each have
a wish as well, would you be so kind as to grant theirs as well?"
"Of course, tomorrow morning we will have a ceremony and you will all have
your wish fulfilled."
The next day dawned bright and sunny and the four friends were escorted into
the formal ball room where the Great Waitress of OZ was waiting for them.
Mikey was the first to receive his wish. With his new
brain he thought of a strong, handsome man and Ben, the White Knight of OZ came forward and they
rode off into the sunset on his horse.
Teddy was given his courage and went off to fight his addictions to blond
crystal queens with his one true love Blake.
Brian was next and the Waitress asked him what his wish was. He smiled down at
Justin as he answered. "My wish is to have a heart so that I can feel the
love Justin so freely gives me. I want to be able to love him with all of my
heart."
"My dear boy, you already do. You have a heart, you just hadn't used it in so long that you
forgot you had it."
Brian smiled brightly and stepped back to gather Justin into his arms, kissing
him passionately.
When they broke from the kiss, it was Justin's turn to have his wish granted.
"I want to go home, you greatness. But I want to take Brian with me."
And so it was done.
And they lived happily ever after..................
FINIS
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